Anil

Hasteraho !!!!

2006-11-09T02:24:00.000-08:00

Anil
1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
2 .How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked
Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane
waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..! 6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! 10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER." 12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardarji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
13. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour, Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!
14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab.
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.

FW:Be careful While Eating

2006-11-01T01:22:00.000-08:00

Outer<-----Join----->Inner

2006-10-19T01:56:00.000-07:00

Anil
Blogging after a long time....
I find people often get confused (in fact me also) between all the join flavours.
Let me give you an example to see how it works but the syntax may vary depending on the database vendor this works for mysql.


Names                             
-------------------------         
No | Name | Interests   |       
------------------------      
1201 |Anil|jokes        |   
-------------------------   
1220 |Ravi |kodi        |   
-------------------------   
1209 |Lax  |E.G.Dt.paper|   
-------------------------   
1209|Lax   |kodi        |   
-------------------------   
1220|Ravi  |jokes       |   
-------------------------   
1211|Pinak |G.F.'s      |   
-------------------------   
1201|anil  |Blogging    |   
-------------------------   
1220|Ravi  |Blogging    |   
-------------------------         
1236|Ramana |Casino      |        
-------------------------         
1238|Vineetha |Sliding colleges|  
-------------------------------  

contacts            
------------------  
No   | city|      | 
------------------  
1201 |Eluru City  | 
------------------- 
1220 |Pakki       | 
------------------- 
1209 |Modekurru   | 
------------------- 
1211 |Mandapeta   | 
------------------- 
8888 |Kandriga    | 
------------------- 
5555 |Pulletikurru| 
------------------- 
1111 |Irusumanda  | 
-------------------

If I do a regular JOIN (with none of the keywords INNER, OUTER, LEFT or RIGHT), then I get all records that match in the appropriate way in the two tables,
and records in both incoming tables that do not match are not reported:
mysql>select name, interests,city from names join contacts on names.no = contacts.no


----- ----------------------------
No |  | Name | Interests   |  city
----- -----------------------------   
1201  |Anil |jokes        | Eluru City
----- ------------------------------ 
1220  |Ravi |kodi         | Pakki  
----- ------------------------------ 
1209  |Lax  |E.G.Dt.paper | Modekurru 
----- ------------------------------ 
1209 |Lax   |kodi         | Modekurru 
----- ------------------------------- 
1220 |Ravi  |jokes        | Pakki  
----- ------------------------------ 
1211 |Pinak |Movies       | Mandapeta 
----- -----------------------------  
1201 |anil  |Blogging     | Eluru City
----- ------------------------------ 
1220 |Ravi  |Blogging     | Pakki  
----- -------------------------------

If I do a LEFT JOIN, I get all records that match in the same way and IN ADDITION I get an extra record for each unmatched record in the left table of the join - thus ensuring (in my example) that every PERSON gets a mention
mysql>select no,name, Interests,city from names left join contacts on names.no = contacts.no;


----- ----------------------------
No |  | Name | Interests   |  city
----- -----------------------------   
1201  |Anil |jokes        | Eluru City
----- ------------------------------ 
1220  |Ravi |kodi         | Pakki  
----- ------------------------------ 
1209  |Lax  |E.G.Dt.paper | Modekurru 
----- ------------------------------ 
1209 |Lax   |kodi         | Modekurru 
----- ------------------------------- 
1220 |Ravi  |jokes        | Pakki  
----- ------------------------------ 
1211 |Pinak |Movies       | Mandapeta 
----- -----------------------------  
1201 |anil  |Blogging     | Eluru City
----- ------------------------------ 
1220 |Ravi  |Blogging     | Pakki  
----- ----------------------------------
1236|Ramana   |Casino       |NULL
-----------------------------------------
1238|Vineetha |Sliding colleges|NULL
----------------------------------------

If I do a RIGHT JOIN, I get all the records that match and IN ADDITION I get an extra record for each unmatched record in the right table of the join - im my example, that means that each property gets a mention
Observe 1236,1238 were not included in the set But 8888,5555,1111 are
mysql>select no,name, Interests,city from names right join contacts on names.no = contacts.no;


---------------------------------
No |  | Name | Interests   |  city
----- -----------------------------   
1201  |Anil |jokes        | Eluru City
----- ------------------------------ 
1220  |Ravi |kodi         | Pakki  
----- ------------------------------ 
1209  |Lax  |E.G.Dt.paper | Modekurru 
----- ------------------------------ 
1209 |Lax   |kodi         | Modekurru 
----- ------------------------------- 
1220 |Ravi  |jokes        | Pakki  
----- ------------------------------ 
1211 |Pinak |Movies       | Mandapeta 
----- ------------------------------------  
1201 |anil  |Blogging     | Eluru City
----- ------------------------------------- 
8888 |NULL  |NULL         |     Kandriga   
-------------------------------------------   
5555 |NULL  |NULL         |  Pulletikurru    
----------------------------------------   
1111 |NULL  |NULL         |   Irusumanda     
-------------------------------------------

An INNER JOIN does a full join, just like the first example, and the word OUTER may be added after the word LEFT or RIGHT in the last two examples - it's provided for ODBC compatability and doesn't add an extra capabilities.

Set of (poor) jokes!!

2006-09-26T07:06:00.000-07:00

Anil
Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?

A - The other 9 fish are crying.................

Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???

coz, they all started clapping !!!!

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
- ...and the Answer is..........
HASINA !!!!!

Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A "complex poor joke"

Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary

A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
"So, which platform are you working on?"

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is llegal

Google Finance: Ajax in real world

2006-08-18T03:03:00.000-07:00

Anil
I was pleasantly surprised to see ajax in the real world. I am sure you have gone through stock search challenges in various finance portals... check out Google Finance simplified usability feature.

Yep... once again ajax. It won't be a exaggerating if i say... you just can't live without ajax these days -))

Will the web become the computing platform? Google Spreadsheets, Google Video, what next... Google Powerpoint, Google Office, Google Personal Database on the web... if you think outside the box...-))

ఈ దొంగ శ్రీవేంకటేశుని చూసారా

2006-07-06T02:31:00.000-07:00

Anil
సాక్షాత్ శ్రీవేంకటేశుని, శేషశయన విష్ణుమూర్తిని దూషించగలమా చెప్పండి..!? ఈ గోలేమిటంటున్నారా..!!!!! అయితే మీరు ఈటీవీ చూడరాండీ..!? చూస్తే, అందులో కాసెట్లమ్ముకునే ఎడ్వర్టైజ్‌మెంట్లు చూసేఉండాలే! చిరునవ్వుతో, బూరెబుగ్గలతో, అపార వినయ విధేయతల బరువువలన కొద్దిగా వంగిన వీపుతో, చిరుబొజ్జతో, ముద్దపప్పులా, మొద్దబ్బాయిలా, ఎం..థో సరళంగా కనిపించే ఈ వెంకటేశ్వర స్వామిని గాని లేదా విష్ణుమూర్తిని గాని చూసిఉండేవారే! ఆయన్ని చూస్తుంటే, నాకెందుకో ఈటీవీ అధినేత సుమన్ గుర్తొస్తూ ఉంటాడు. సుమన్ కు వెంకటేశ్వరుడికి ఇంత దగ్గరి పోలికలా..! లేక సుమనే వెంకటేశుడా..లేక సుమన్ భగవంతుడి పదకొండో అవతారమా..? ఏమో...!

ఇక్కడో చిన్న విషయం..ఎవరి మీద పాటలు రాసినా పరవాలేదు గానీ, రుద్రభూపతియైన శివుడిపై మాత్రం పాటలు రాయవద్దని "శ్రీమాన్ సుమన్ స్వామి"కి నా విజ్ఞప్తి. మొలకో చర్మం చుట్టుకుని, బూడిద పూసుకున్న సుమన్ని చూడలేమేమోనని నా ఉద్దేశ్యం, అంతే! మన వేడుకోలును ఆయన పట్టించుకోక (పట్టించుకుంటాడనే నమ్మకం నాకు లేదు. ఛానెలు ఆయనదే కదా. పైగా, అసలు చిక్కల్లా అదేనాయె) అలాంటిదే జరిగితే, ఆ కాసెట్టుకు ఎడ్వర్టైజ్‌మెంటు విడుదల చేసేలోపే, మొత్తం కాసెట్లన్నిటినీ కొని 'పారెయ్యడానికి' యావదాంధ్రదేశం సిద్ధంగా ఉండాలని పిలుపునిస్తున్నాను.

NewtonsLaws to the Software World

2006-06-30T02:37:00.000-07:00

Law - 1. Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.

Law - 2. The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.

Law - 3. For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.

Bonus Law - 4. Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

Anil

2006-06-22T00:18:00.000-07:00

Anil
Hi,
Here is song sprinkled with telengana masala,I found it very nice... I have uploaded the song,you can get download the song from here..
Click here

తెలుగు సినిమా హీరోలు, అభిమానులు, ఇతర పాత్రలూ

2006-06-21T04:12:00.000-07:00

Anil
తెలుగు వారం సినిమా అభిమానులం! ఏదో రకంగా సినిమా మన జీవితాన్ని తడమని రోజే ఉండటం లేదు. సినిమా అంటే "హీరో", హీరోయే సినిమా అయిపోయిన కాలమిది. మన హీరోలకు అపరిమితమైన ప్రాముఖ్యత ఉంది. కానీ, వాళ్ళు నిజంగా హీరోలేనా?

హీరోలు: మన తెలుగు సినిమా హీరోల పరిస్థితి చూస్తుంటే జాలేస్తోంది. గానుగకు కట్టేసిన ఎద్దు ఎలా తిరుగుతుందో వీళ్ళ సినిమా జీవితాలూ అలాగే అయిపోయాయి. ఇమేజీ అనే గానుగకు కట్టేసిన ఎద్దులు వీళ్ళు. (అయితే తెలుగు సినిమా పరిస్థితి మరింత జాలిగొలుపుతుంది.. అది ఈ గానుగెద్దుల చుట్టూ తిరుగుతోంది) ఎరుపెక్కిన కళ్ళూ, పవర్‌ఫుల్ (చంపుతా, నరుకుతా లాంటి) డైలాగులూ, ఓ నలభై యాభై మంది కండలు తిరిగిన వస్తాదులను ఒంటిచేత్తో నలగ్గొట్టడం, హీరోయిన్ తో చేసే రికార్డు డ్యాన్సులు .. ఇవి ఉంటేనే వాళ్ళ సినిమాలు ఆడతాయి. ఏ మాత్రం సహజత్వం ఉన్నా ఆడవు. (ఈ మధ్య ఎలాంటివైనా ఆడటం లేదులెండి! అదొక మంచి మార్పు.) . తమ సినిమాలకు వీళ్ళు చెప్పినవారే దర్శకుడు, సంగీత దర్శకుడు, కథకుడు, ఇతర నటులూ, సాంకేతిక నిపుణులూను. వీళ్ళతో సినిమాలు తీసి, వీళ్ళను పోషిస్తున్న నిర్మాతలకు వీళ్ళకున్న ప్రాముఖ్యతలో శతాంశం కూడా దక్కుతున్నట్టనిపించదు.

హీరోయినులు: తెలుగు సినిమాల్లో హీరోయిను ఓ ఆటబొమ్మ, అంగడి బొమ్మ! హీరోయిన్ల ప్రాముఖ్యత గురించి జెమినీ ఇంటర్వ్యూలో శేఖర్ కమ్ముల వ్యాఖ్య చూడండి. మామూలుగా అడిగే తెలివి తక్కువ ప్రశ్నలతో పాటు ఇలా అడిగాడు ఇంటర్వ్యూ చేసే వ్యక్తి.. మీ సినిమాల్లో హీరోయినుకు ప్రాముఖ్యత ఎక్కువగా ఉంటుంది ఎందుకు? అని. అదేం లేదు ప్రత్యేక ప్రాముఖ్యత ఏమీ ఉండదు, మన సినిమాల్లో హీరోయినుకు పాటల్లో తప్ప ఉనికే ఉండదు. నా సినిమాల్లో కాస్త మామూలు ప్రాధాన్యత ఉండేటప్పటికి మీకు అలా అనిపిస్తున్నట్లుంది అన్నారు, శేఖర్.

విదూషకులు: ఇంతటి ప్రాముఖ్యత ఉన్న ఈ పవర్‌ఫుల్ హీరోలను వెధవాయిలను చేసి ఓ ఆటాడిస్తూ, తమ పబ్బం గడుపుకునే వర్గం ఒకటుంది మన పరిశ్రమలో. దాని పేరు విదూషక వర్గం . కమెడియన్లన్నమాట (అందరూ కాదు.., కానీ చాలామంది)! నటనాశక్తి పరంగా, ప్రతిభ పరంగా వాళ్ళు హీరోలకెందుకూ తీసిపోరు. అసలు వాళ్ళకంటే వీళ్ళే మెరుగు. ఈ విదూషకులు హీరోలను పొగడుతూ మాట్లాడే తీరు చూస్తుంటే మనకాశ్చర్యం వేస్తుంది. ఎందుకు వీళ్ళింతలా పొగుడుతున్నారు, ఏంటి వీళ్ళకీ ఖర్మ అని అనిపిస్తుంది. నిజానికది పొగడ్త కంటే ఎన్నో రెట్లు ఎక్కువ. మామూలు మానవుడెవడైనా అంతటి పొగడ్తలను భరించలేడు. కానీ .. ఈ విదూషకులు వీళ్ళను తమ నాలుకల కొనలమీద నిలబెట్టి ఆటాడిస్తున్నారనీ, పొగడ్తలతో వాళ్ళను సంతోషపెట్టి తమ పనులను చేయించుకుంటున్నారనీ నిదానంగా మనకర్థమవుతుంది .

హీరోభిమానులు: వాళ్ళ పొగడ్తలు నిజమేనని ఆ హీరోలు నమ్ముతారా అంటే.. సందేహమే! హిపోక్రసీకి పరాకాష్ఠ అయిన సినిమా లోకంలో ఎవడి మనసులో ఏముందో మరోడికి తెలీదు. పెదాలపై ఉన్న మాట హృదిలో ఉందని చెప్పలేం. కానీ ఇవి నిజమేనని నమ్మే వర్గం ఒకటుంది.. అదే వీరాభిమానుల వర్గం. చదువూ, సంధ్యల్ని గాలికొదిలేసి, ఉద్యోగం సద్యోగం చూసుకోకుండా ఈ హీరోల చుట్టూ తిరిగే వర్గమిది. తమ హీరో కోసం డబ్బులేం ఖర్మ, ప్రాణాలూ ధారపోస్తారు వీళ్ళు. హీరోలు, ఇతర నటులు, నిర్మాతలు, సాంకేతిక నిపుణులు, పంపిణీదారులు, ప్రదర్శకులు, హీరోభిమానులు, మామూలు ప్రేక్షకులు భాగంగా ఉన్న తెలుగు సినిమా వ్యాపార వలయంలో అందరికంటే అమాయకులు హీరోభిమానులే! మామూలు ప్రేక్షకులు టిక్కెట్టు డబ్బులు మాత్రమే పెడతారు, అదీ సినిమా బాగుందంటేనే చూస్తారు. అభిమానులో.. సినిమా ఎంత చెత్తదైనా చూస్తారు (లేకపోతే వాళ్ళేం అభిమానులు?) సినిమాకూ హీరోకూ ప్రచారం కోసం పోస్టర్లూ, కటౌట్లూ, కరపత్రాలూ ఇలాంటివెన్నో! పైగా, సినిమా గురించి తమ తమ సంఘాల్లో చర్చలూ, గోష్ఠులు!

అభిమాన భారం: సినిమా విడుదలైన రోజున ఎగబడి చూసేది ఎవరు? హీరోభిమానులే! విడుదలైన మొదటి రోజుల్లో టిక్కెట్టు డబ్బులు పెంచడం మొదలెట్టారామధ్య, లాభం ఎవరికి? భారం ఎవరిపైన? హీరోభిమానులపై హీరోల అభిమానమిదీ!

Banned medicines in India

2006-06-15T04:52:00.000-07:00

Anil
DANGEROUS DRUGS THESE DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE
IN INDIA .. The most common ones are D cold, action 500,Lomofen & Nimulid.

ANALGIN:
This is a pain-killer. Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression.
Brand name: Novalgin
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CISAPRIDE:
Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat
Brand name : Ciza, Syspride
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DROPERIDOL:
Anti-depressant. Reason for ban : Irregular heartbeat.
Brand name : Droperol
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FURAZOLIDONE:
Antidiarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furoxone, Lomofen
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NIMESULIDE:
Painkiller, fever. Reason for ban : Liver failure.
Brand name : Nise, Nimulid
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NITROFURAZONE:
Antibacterial cream. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furacin
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PHENOLPHTHALEIN:
Laxative. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Agarol
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PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE:
cold and cough. Reason for ban : stroke.
Brand name : D'cold, Vicks Action-500
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OXYPHENBUTAZONE:
Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug.
Reason for ban : Bone marrow depression.
Brand name : Sioril
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PIPERAZINE:
Anti-worms. Reason for ban : Nerve damage.
Brand name : Piperazine
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QUINIODOCHLOR:
Anti-diarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Damage to sight.
Brand name : Enteroquinol

కోడి+కోడు=రవి

2006-06-12T22:03:00.000-07:00

Anil
'కోడ్' (ఆంగ్లంలో),మరియు 'కోడి' (తెలుగులో) వీటికి విడి విడిగా వాటి వాటి బాషా నిఘంటువుల్లో అర్ధం ఏమని ఉన్నాయో గాని.వీటి రెండిటిని కలిపి చూడాలని అని అనుకుంటే మాత్రం నాకు నా స్నేహితుదు రవి గుర్తుకు వస్తాడు.ఈ అలవాటు ఇతనికి ఓక్కడికె ఉండటం ఏమిటి అందరికి ఉంటుంది కదా అని అనుకుంటె,మీరు పొరపాటు పడినట్లే.ఓక ఊదాహరణకి అదెదో bird-flu అనే రోగాన్ని కూడ లెక్క చేయకుండ ఆ సమయంలొ కూడ కోడి ని క్షమించినా పాపాన పోలేదు.కాని నేను చాల సార్లు వద్దని వారించినా,"కోడి కూత తప్ప నా కూత వినపడలేదు వాడికి "
ఇక 'కోడ్' అని ఎందుకు అన్నానంటే మా వాడికి కోడింగ్ చేయటం అంటే మహా ఇష్టం..అందరం కూటికొసం కోడింగ్ చేస్తే మావాడు కోడింగ్ కోసం 'కోడి'ని భుజిస్తాడు..
అన్నట్టు ఈ మధ్య మా రవి కి వేరోక జీవి పై కన్ను పడ్డట్టు విశ్వసనీయ వర్గాల బొగట్ట ...ఆ జీవి పేరు 'చేప'(fish) అని వినికిడి..
నాకు చిన్నప్పుడు చదివిన మూడు చాపల కధ గుర్తుకు వస్తొంది..మరి ఇక ఎన్నొ మందమతులు(Name of the fish in the story)బలి కాక తప్పదని ..నా ప్రగాడ నమ్మకం ..

**This is just for fun,not to humiliate Ravi in anyway.

Sardar strikes again

2006-06-08T00:12:00.000-07:00

Anil
A sardar selling parachute, jump from plane n press button & you can land safely.
CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open????
SARDAR : PAISA WAPAS....

joku

2006-06-08T00:06:00.000-07:00

Anil
Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

లిఖిచండి ఇక తెలుగులో

2006-06-01T23:11:00.000-07:00

Anil
చాల కాలము నుండి తెలుగులో వ్రాయాలని ఉత్సుకత ఉండేది. ఇప్పుడు ఆ అభిలాష తీరినది. తెలుగు లో బ్లాగ్ ని వ్రాయటం చాలా సంతొషంగా ఉన్నది.
నిన్న ఉదయం నేను దినకర్ తొ ఈ విషయాన్ని గురించి చర్చించాను.మేము దీని గురించి శోధన చేసి కొన్ని వెబ్ సైట్లను
సేకరించాము.నాకు బాగా నచ్చిన బ్లాగ్స్....
తెలుగు పాటల సాహిత్యపు బ్లాగ్
అది తెలుగు పాటల సాహిత్యము.
మరియు బుడుగు బ్లాగ్ గురించి చెప్పకుండ ఉండలేకపోతున్న .
ఆ బ్లాగ్ లోని విషయాలు నిజానికి బాగా దగ్గరగ ఉన్నవి.
అది బుడుగు బ్లాగ్ .

Telugu Blog

2006-05-31T22:38:00.000-07:00

Anil
Friends,
please have a look at the following blog
http://sodhana.blogspot.com/2006/05/blog-post.html.
I found it very nice.The writer is a very good critic.

Anil

2006-05-28T06:35:00.001-07:00

Anil
NO POINTING FINGERS

A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret"
The father-in-law answered in a smile, "Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you."

We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves.

If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too

Anil

2006-05-28T06:35:00.000-07:00

Sardar's proposal

2006-05-18T03:25:00.000-07:00

Anil
Sardar falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

E-books

2006-05-16T04:20:00.000-07:00

Anil
Hi All,
More than 3000 Computer e-books you can access it by going to...
http://itbooks.msk.ru
First you have to register over there it’s a 2 step process...register at.
http://itbooks.msk.ru/register/

Kidnapping by a sardar...

2006-05-15T21:51:00.000-07:00

Anil
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".

Signed: "A Sardarji".

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying: "How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and please leave my son."

Signed: Another Sardarji

Sardar

2006-04-12T04:18:00.000-07:00

Anil
sardar:-aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
wife:-woh kaise?
sardar:-aaj maine nahane ke liye paani garam kiya aur thande se naha liya??????

Project Manager

2006-04-10T02:21:00.000-07:00

Anil
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey.Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another age. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper,"That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do
anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager."

Microsoft XP Telugu released

2006-04-07T00:04:00.000-07:00

Anil
Hey here is a link for Microsoft XP Telugu..
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=0db2e8f9-79c4-4625-a07a-0cc1b341be7c&displaylang=te
Go thru the link and enjoy the Telugu usagae in it..

Sardar at his best

2006-04-04T23:18:00.000-07:00

Que: - What is the height of stupidity?
Ans: - 2 sardarjis sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a
window seat
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was
curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The
Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk
sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"
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Sardar1: - Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2: -Birla cement
Sardar1: -Kyun?
Sardar2: - Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has
two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It is for people who can't swim!
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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
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Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to
fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas
color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shop owner. Santa
Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
break kya alag se maroon??????????????????? '
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Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. 'Ek
Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was
given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man
asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of
Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!' 'What do u mean
by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my
wife' replied Banta Singh.

Cricket Fielding positions...

2006-04-03T23:30:00.000-07:00

Anil

2006-04-03T04:38:00.000-07:00

Anil
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.

In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." He continued, "and that's the way it is with stress management.
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on." "As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden."
In simple words, if you have a problem or anything that is eating into your peace, keep it aside for as much of time as you can afford to, and come back to it. You will be amazed at how quickly the issue becomes a non issue, in your second consideration. "So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of the day down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow. Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can."

So, my friends, why not take a while to just simply RELAX.
Put down anything that may be a burden to you right now. Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while. Life is short. Enjoy it!

Sharpening our skills from time to time is the key to success

2006-03-28T03:30:00.000-08:00

Anil
Hi,
Here’s an interesting story:

Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job with a timber merchant, and he got it. His salary was really good and so were the working conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best.

His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to fell the trees.

The first day, the woodcutter brought down 15 trees.

"Congratulations," the boss said. "Carry on with your work!"

Highly motivated by the words of his boss, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he only could bring 10 trees down. The third day he tried even harder, but he was only able to bring down 7 trees. Day after day he was bringing lesser number of trees down.

"I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on.

"When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked.

"Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees..."

That’s right. Most of us NEVER update our skills. We think that whatever we have learned is very much enough. But good is not good when better is expected. Sharpening our skills from time to time is the key to success.

Hasteraho

2006-03-23T02:46:00.000-08:00

Anil
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

Muskurateraho

2006-03-22T02:03:00.000-08:00

Anil
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
***
sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
***
Sardr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
***
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
***
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
***
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchng ? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
***
Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
***
On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?
***
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
***
A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
***
Q: Why was Sardar writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Read on... : )

2006-03-21T01:24:00.000-08:00

Anil

Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....

Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming !!!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...

a good one !!

2006-03-20T02:10:00.000-08:00

Anil
"Group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups:porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said:"If you noticed, all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken up,leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups."

"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change." "Sometimes, by concentrating only on
the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

So folks, don't let the cups drive you...enjoy the coffee instead

The Suicide

2006-03-16T22:20:00.000-08:00

Anil
Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box. He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily.

If I find idlis in the box tommorow, i will jump from the 20th floor and die".

Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says If I find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die"

Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says"Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box
tommorow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor"

Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies. The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies. Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's widow says "I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch" The Bengali's widow says "I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"

The sardarji's widow says "I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch!

Indians (in)famous for missed calls

2006-03-16T22:18:00.000-08:00

Anil
NEW DELHI: The French turn off their mobiles during meals, the Chinese call and hang up after a few seconds while the Spanish are reluctant to use voicemail. But when it comes to Indians, it is the missed call they are most (in)famous for.

The Indian mobile user seems to have mastered the art of 'missed calls' - and actually to communicate without answering the calls!

While cellphone operators are reluctant to give the exact share of missed calls, according to industry estimates, it is somewhere around 20-25 per cent.

Writes Nick Gray in a moblog (mobile blog) - in India 'Missed Calls' were very popular, as a way to say "I'm thinking about you" or "Call me back." I would often hear someone say, "I'll send you a missed call when we get there - see you soon."

"Even though cellular tariffs are pretty low, people were ingeniously using 'Missed calls' for signalling and saving money. The call rates are already low but most users want to make it lower by resorting to missed calls," says V Kumar, a cellphone user, who on an average gets around 10-15 missed calls every day.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1450522.cms

Smart Kid

2006-03-15T22:23:00.000-08:00

Anil
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks,But nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, India, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Delhi, and those monkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes..."

Gud one !!

2006-03-15T04:45:00.000-08:00

Anil
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says
some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
"that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
about the situation considering how and where the parrot
had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"

Five cannibals

2006-03-14T03:43:00.000-08:00

Anil
Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".The cannibals Promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our QA engineer has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?".One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one had noticed anything, and now YOU ate one QA engineer and it got noticed. So hereafter
please don't eat a person who is working.

Funny Quotes

2006-03-12T23:49:00.000-08:00

Anil
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (superb)

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.(good1)

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia.(nice)
U learn in life when u lose

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein

Who said English is easy...

2006-03-10T03:35:00.000-08:00

Anil
Who said English is easy? fill in these blanks with YES or NO.....

1._______________ i don't have a brain.
2._______________ I don't have any sense.
3. _______________ i am stupid.

must have guts to fill...
All the best ........

Rose Within

2006-03-09T01:07:00.000-08:00

Anil

A certain man planted a rose and watered it faithfully and before it blossomed, he examined it.

He saw the bud that would soon blossom, but noticed thorns upon the stem and he thought, "How can any beautiful flower come from a plant burdened with so many sharp thorns? Saddened by this thought, he neglected to water the rose, and just before it was ready to bloom... it died.

So it is with many people. Within every soul there is a rose. The God-like qualities planted in us at birth, grow amid the thorns of our faults. Many of us look at ourselves and see only the thorns, the defects.

We despair, thinking that nothing good can possibly come from us. We neglect to water the good within us, and eventually it dies. We never realize our potential.

Some people do not see the rose within themselves; someone else must show it to them. One of the greatest gifts a person can possess is to be able to reach past the thorns of another, and find the rose within them.

This is one of the characteristics of love... to look at a person, know their true faults and accept that person into your life... all the while recognizing the nobility in their soul. Help others to realize they can overcome their faults. If we show them the rose within themselves, they will conquer their thorns. Only then will they blossom many times over.

Imp Information....

2006-03-08T04:15:00.000-08:00

Anil
Hi friends,
Do you know chemical released by plastic water bottles can cause cancer (It is not the water that affects you but the chemical released from the Bottle)? How to avoid: Check the bottom of the bottle there should be a triangle sign and there will be a number on it. If the number is higher than or equal to 5 --› then this bottle is safe to use. Numbers under 5 will release the chemical. For most bottled water, the number is 1. Remember to check and stop reusing those bottles. Please pass on this information to your friends. I found the same information published on so many websites before forwarding the same to you all.

Deadly Puzzle...and even deadlier answers.....

2006-03-07T04:44:00.000-08:00

Anil

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. you don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. so the boat will become LIGHTER........using
this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches
that you win, you can light the cigarette

Another Solution: Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.

Another solution.. u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one " the former looks better"...
us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi...

Another solution..

u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one " the former looks better"... us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi...

see you again

http://darpg-grievance.nic.in/ : Things have started moving in India!!

2006-03-06T04:29:00.000-08:00

Anil
Can you imagine this happening in INDIA? Government of India has a online Grievance forum at

http://darpg-grievance.nic.in/ The government wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like Passport Office, Electricity board, BSNL/MTNL, Railways etc etc.

I know many people will say that these things don't work in India, but this actually works as one of our colleague in CSC found. The guy I'm talking about lives in Faridabad. Couple of months back, the Faridabad Municipal Corporation laid new roads in his area and the residents were
very happy about it. But 2 weeks later, BSNL dug up the newly laid roads to install new cables which annoyed all the residents including this
guy. But it was only this guy who used the above listed grievance forum to highlight his concern. And to his surprise, BSNL and Municipal Corporation of Faridabad was served a show cause notice and the guy received a copy of the notice in one week. Government has asked the MC
and BSNL about the goof up as its clear that both the government departments were not in sync at all.

So use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility. This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the 'System' in India. PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!

Wanna prove as Professional ,answer to the questions

2006-03-06T02:39:00.000-08:00

Anil
1)How do you put an giraffe into the refrigerator in three steps?
???
Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way..

2)How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?
wrong answer:Open the refrigerator,put the elephant and close the refrigerator
correct answer: Open the refrigerator,take out the giraffe,put the elephant and close the door
this tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions

3)The Lion king is hosting an animal conference .All the animals attend except one.Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.

Remember?
           This tests your memory
         Ok,even if you did not
    you still have one more chance to showyour abilities

Question Number 4)
There is a river you must cross,But crocodiles inhabit it. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer:You swim across.Why?
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Difference

2006-03-01T04:31:00.000-08:00

Anil
Do you know the difference between fly and mosquito..
Here is the difference
Mosquito can fly but.....
fly can't mosquito^_^
Ravi,Suki,Pinak i know you people will eat "Kangu"
and shoulg have got "Avvakkkkk"..

Can you get me out from this confusion

2006-02-27T10:24:00.000-08:00

Anil
Ravi,Pinak,Suki you people have worried lot when i asked my doubt(fact)
Why is it called building when it is already built???
!!
Below are some doubts(obviously facts) of similar feather...
* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
*If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
* Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Ravi's wish

2006-02-24T03:43:00.000-08:00

Anil
Most of you might be knowing about Ravi.He is one of my best friends..He asked me to share all those brain stammering jokes cracked during our discussions.
He used to call me as jokesAnil.The reason is that I used to peel meaning of words in Telugu and English in my own way ..
I can't resist to recollect those days(I think we were in 3rd year B.Tech at that time) when the first instance of Ravi's discussion with me about his school uniform..
Ravi is very good at telling stories from ancient Ramayana and Mahabharata to even recently released Shakila's Movie..so in his own way he was going at his best pace extemporizing about his school days and at one point I do't remember how,he told us about his school uniform which is "Khaki Nikkar"....meaning of which is "They had to wear a Nikkar which is in khaki color".
But I unintentionally asked Ravi how the (crow)Khaki's nikkar was able to fit to you..
Ofcourse you can very well anticipate the subsequent scenario of the environment..He obviously took some time what I mean,and realized the life later..

Need less to say it was Ravi who made this very popular those days..Nevertheless I too enjoyed doing so..
Similar as the above there are numerous instances,I will share when time permits
see you again with the Building joke

Anil

2006-02-24T02:37:00.000-08:00

Regret
I am not updating my blog regularly .. it was not my intention to do this .But due to some reasons like when i felt the heat of work, i myself letting into this.
Even though i strongly decided to update this..
And want to share my thoughts ..

Anil

2006-01-29T21:58:00.000-08:00

Anil
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged
a running competition.

The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.

A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer
on the contestants....

The race began....

Honestly:

No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the
top of the tower.

You heard statements such as:

"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"

****KAMAL*****

"They will NEVER make it to the top."

or:

"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"

The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....

Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and
higher....

The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will
make it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up....

But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....

This one wouldn't give up!

At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for
the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who
reached the top!

THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this
one frog managed to do it?

A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to
succeed and reach the goal?

It turned out....

That the winner was DEAF!!!!

The wisdom of this story is:

Never listen to other people's tendencies to be

negative or pessimistic.... because they take your most wonderful
dreams and wishes away from you -- the ones you have in your heart!

Always think of the power words have.

Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!

Therefore:

ALWAYS be....

POSITIVE!

A nd above all:

Be DEAF when people tell YOU that you cannot fulfill your dreams!

Always think:

God and I can do this!

Pass this message on to 5 "tiny frogs" you care about.

Give them some motivation!!!

Most people walk in and out of your life......but FRIENDS leave
footprints in your heart
In two days tomorrow will be yesterday. Today is no special day and
I have no particular reason for writing to you... I have no news to
tell you.... nor any problems to discuss with you.... or gossip to
tell you... It's only one of those happy moments ... when I thought
of you... and I would like to share these thoughts with you...
MANY SMILES BEGIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER SMILE...

* **Do you know the specialty of this year?*

2006-01-24T23:39:00.000-08:00

Anil
*Friends,*
>
>
>
>
>
>
> It starts with Sunday and ends with Sunday.
> No public holidays on Sundays.
> This year has got maximum number of Sundays and Saturdays.
> So enjoy the least working year in your life!
> 2006 - A year with a difference!

Did you know that the year 2038 is again the replica of Y2K.......? Read on....

2006-01-24T03:17:00.000-08:00

Hi,

The Year 2038 Problem

Test it now...

steps...

Disclaimer : This is just for FYI only, Please Don't try this. This is true and if you do this then your network based applications will not work.

1. login to yahoo messenger

2. send instant message to anyone - fine its working...

3. now, change ur system date to 19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM or above (as mentioned in mail)

4. Confirm weather ur date is changed

5. again send instant message to anyone...

Your YM crahes....

* * * YES ALL NETWORK BASED APPLICATION WILL NOT WORK NOW * * *

Why.....

What is it?

Starting at GMT 03:14:07, Tuesday, January 19, 2038 , It is
expected to see lots of systems around the world breaking
magnificently: satellites falling out of orbit, massive power outages (like the 2003 North American
blackout), hospital life support system failures, phone system interruptions,
banking errors, etc. One second after this critical second, many of
these systems will have wildly inaccurate date settings, producing
all kinds of unpredictable consequences. In short, many of the dire
predictions for the year 2000 are much more likely to actually occur in the year
2038! Consider the year 2000 just a dry run. In case you think we can sit
on this issue for another 30 years before addressing it, consider that
reports of temporal echoes of the 2038 problem are already starting to appear
in future date calculations for mortgages and vital statistics!

In the first month of the year 2038 C.E. many computers will
encounter a date-related bug in their operating systems and/or in the
applications they run. This can result in incorrect and wildly inaccurate dates being
reported by the operating system and/or applications. The effect of this bug
is hard to predict, because many applications are not prepared for the
resulting "skip" in reported time anywhere from 1901 to a "broken record"
repeat of the reported

time at the second the bug occurs. Also, may make some small
adjustment to the actual time the bug expresses itself. This bug to cause serious
problems on many platforms, especially Unix and Unix-like platforms, because
these systems will "run out of time".

What causes it?

Time_t is a data type used by C and C++ programs to represent
dates and times internally. (Windows programmers out there might also
recognize it as the basis for the CTime and CTimeSpan classes in MFC.) time_t is
actually just an integer, a whole number, that counts the number of seconds
since January 1, 1970 at 12:00 AM Greenwich Mean Time. A time_t value of 0
would be 12:00:00 AM (exactly midnight ) 1-Jan-1970 , a time_t value of 1
would be 12:00:01 AM

(one second after midnight) 1-Jan-1970 , etc..

some example times and their exact time_t representations:

Date & time time_t representation

1-Jan-1970 , 12:00:00 AM GMT 0

1-Jan-1970, 12:01:00 AM GMT 60

1-Jan-1970, 01:00:00 AM GMT 3 600

2-Jan-1970 , 12:00:00 AM GMT 86 400

1-Jan-1971, 12:00:00 AM GMT 31 536 000

1-Jan-1972, 12:00:00 AM GMT 63 072 000

1-Jan-2038 , 12:00:00 AM GMT 2 145 916 800

19-Jan-2038 , 03:14:07 AM GMT 2 147 483 647

By the year 2038, the time_t representation for the current time
will be over 2 140 000 000. And that's the problem. A modern 32-bit computer
stores a "signed integer" data type, such as time_t, in 32 bits. The first
of these bits is used for the positive/negative sign of the integer, while the
remaining 31 bits are used to store the number itself.

The highest number these 31 data bits can store works out to exactly 2
147 483 647. A time_t value of this exact number, 2 147 483 647, represents January 19,
2038 , at 7 seconds past 3:14 AM Greenwich Mean Time. So, at
3: 14:07 AM GMT on that fateful day, every time_t used in a 32-bit C or C++ program will
reach its upper limit.

One second later, on 19-January-2038 at 3:14:08 AM GMT , disaster strikes.

When a signed integer reaches its maximum value and then gets
incremented, it wraps around to its lowest possible negative value.
This means a 32-bit signed integer, such as a time_t, set to its maximum value of 2 147
483 647 and then incremented by 1, will become -2 147 483 648.
Note that "-" sign at the beginning of this large number. A time_t value of
-2 147 483 648 would represent December 13, 1901 at 8:45:52 PM GMT.

So, if all goes normally, 19-January-2038 will suddenly become
13-December-1901 in every time_t across the globe, and every date
calculation based on this figure will go haywire. And it gets worse.
Most of the support functions that use the time_t data type cannot handle
negative time_t values at all. They simply fail and return an error code.

A quick check with the following Perl script may help determine if
your computers will have problems (this requires Perl to be installed on
your system, of course):

#!/usr/bin/perl

# Use POSIX (Portable Operating System Interface) use POSIX;

# Set the Time Zone to GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) for

date calculations.

$ENV{'TZ'} = "GMT";

# Count up in seconds of Epoch time just before and

after the critical event.

for ($clock = 2147483641; $clock < 2147483651;

$clock++)

{

print ctime($clock);

}

For example, the output of this script on Debian GNU/Linux (kernel
2.4.22)

(An affected system) will be

# ./2038.pl

Tue Jan 19 03:14:01 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:02 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:03 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:04 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:05 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:06 2038

Tue Jan 19 03:14:07 2038

Fri Dec 13 20:45:52 1901

Fri Dec 13 20:45:52 1901

Fri Dec 13 20:45:52 1901

Solution

"The best way to predict the future is to engineer it." Consider
testing your mission-critical code well ahead of time on a non-production
test platform set just before the critical date. For more general
applications, just using large types for storing dates will do the trick in most
cases.

For example, in GNU C, 64-bits (a "long " type) is sufficient to keep the

time from rolling over for literally geological eons This just
means any executables the operating systems runs will always get the correct
time reported to them when queried in the correct manner.
It doesn't stop the executables you may still want to be worried about Well-written
programs can simply be recompiled with a new version of the library that uses, for
example, 8-byte values for the storage format. This is possible
because the library encapsulates the whole time activity with its own time types
and functions (unlike most mainframe programs, which did not standardize
their date formats or calculations). So the Year 2038 problem should not
be nearly as hard to fix as the Y2K problem was.

Admittedly, some don't feel that this impending disaster will
strike too many people. They reason that, by the time 2038 rolls around, most
programs will be running on 64-bit or even 128-bit computers.
In a 64-bit program, a time_t could represent any date and time in the future out to 292
000 000 000 A.D., which is about 20 times the currently estimated age of the
universe. The problem with this kind of optimism is the same root
problem behind most of the Year 2000 concerns that plagued the software industry in previous years:
Legacy Code. Even if every PC in the year 2038 has a 64-bit CPU, there will
be a lot of older 32-bit programs running on them.

The greatest danger with the Year 2038 Problem is its
invisibility. The more-famous Year 2000 is a big, round number; it only takes a few
seconds of thought, even for a computer-illiterate person, to imagine what
might happen when 1999 turns into 2000. But January 19, 2038 is not nearly as
obvious. Software companies will probably not think of trying out a Year 2038
scenario before doomsday strikes. Of course, there will be some
warning ahead of time. Scheduling software, billing programs, personal
reminder calendars, and other such pieces of code that set dates in the near
future will fail as soon as one of their target dates exceeds 19-Jan-2038,
assuming a time_t is used to store them.

Good luck, and hope no ones flying car breaks down in 2038

Anil

2006-01-23T22:38:00.000-08:00

Anil

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