Muskurateraho

Anil
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
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Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchng ? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
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A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
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Q: Why was Sardar writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.