Set of (poor) jokes!!

Anil
Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?

A - The other 9 fish are crying.................

Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???

coz, they all started clapping !!!!

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
- ...and the Answer is..........
HASINA !!!!!

Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A "complex poor joke"

Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary

A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
"So, which platform are you working on?"

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is llegal